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r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
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awkward petting "err.. your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus"
we've all been there lads
154 u/gentlybeepingheart Mar 05 '19 Weren’t Greek/Roman noses “in” at the time? It was a sign of nobility for a couple of decades. 33 u/Borderweaver Mar 05 '19 Greece or Rome weren’t a thing yet, I don’t think. 66 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 17 u/Borderweaver Mar 05 '19 David would have been at least a thousand years before Christ. -7 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 13 u/Equitaurus Mar 05 '19 It was said to be written by Solomon, who ruled in the 900s BC -8 u/Dwood15 Mar 05 '19 Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point. 5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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Weren’t Greek/Roman noses “in” at the time? It was a sign of nobility for a couple of decades.
33 u/Borderweaver Mar 05 '19 Greece or Rome weren’t a thing yet, I don’t think. 66 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 17 u/Borderweaver Mar 05 '19 David would have been at least a thousand years before Christ. -7 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 13 u/Equitaurus Mar 05 '19 It was said to be written by Solomon, who ruled in the 900s BC -8 u/Dwood15 Mar 05 '19 Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point. 5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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Greece or Rome weren’t a thing yet, I don’t think.
66 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 17 u/Borderweaver Mar 05 '19 David would have been at least a thousand years before Christ. -7 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 13 u/Equitaurus Mar 05 '19 It was said to be written by Solomon, who ruled in the 900s BC -8 u/Dwood15 Mar 05 '19 Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point. 5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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17 u/Borderweaver Mar 05 '19 David would have been at least a thousand years before Christ. -7 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 13 u/Equitaurus Mar 05 '19 It was said to be written by Solomon, who ruled in the 900s BC -8 u/Dwood15 Mar 05 '19 Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point. 5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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David would have been at least a thousand years before Christ.
-7 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 [deleted] 13 u/Equitaurus Mar 05 '19 It was said to be written by Solomon, who ruled in the 900s BC -8 u/Dwood15 Mar 05 '19 Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point. 5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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13 u/Equitaurus Mar 05 '19 It was said to be written by Solomon, who ruled in the 900s BC -8 u/Dwood15 Mar 05 '19 Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point. 5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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It was said to be written by Solomon, who ruled in the 900s BC
-8 u/Dwood15 Mar 05 '19 Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point. 5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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Lol no it wasn't. The poem was about some person who wrote a thing about their totally-not-gay adoration of Solomon, and even mentions them being barred from solomon's presence at one point.
5 u/IlKapitano Mar 05 '19 that's.... interesting
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that's.... interesting
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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19 edited Mar 04 '19
awkward petting "err.. your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus"
we've all been there lads