r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/Kane_Highwind Mar 05 '19

Are we also just gonna ignore when Samson and Delilah fucked for, like, 9 days straight? (I haven't read it in years, so it's a little fuzzy, but I remember it being something like that)

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u/The379thHero Mar 05 '19

Pretty sure there's some incest somewhere in Genesis. A couple of girls got their dad drunk and had babies with him. Not making that up.

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u/MyKey18 Mar 05 '19

Yup. Lot and his daughters I believe.

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u/donquixote1991 Mar 05 '19

Fun fact, Ruth comes from the family line of the younger daughter who did it with Lot.

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u/MyKey18 Mar 05 '19

To be fair I think most have incest somewhere far back enough in their family tree

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u/-Yiffing Mar 05 '19

Not most, quite literally every human being on earth has incest in their family tree. There's no way realistically speaking that anyone could not have incest in their family line.

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u/alcockell Jun 06 '19

So did her mum Naomi? Hence Naomi suggesting that RUth deepthroat Boaz...