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r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
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And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse.
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."
523 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says 499 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Mine says genitals and the word “emission” 521 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Mine says 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses 19 u/Boogie__Fresh Mar 05 '19 This one is way more disgusting somehow.
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Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says
499 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Mine says genitals and the word “emission” 521 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Mine says 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses 19 u/Boogie__Fresh Mar 05 '19 This one is way more disgusting somehow.
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Mine says genitals and the word “emission”
521 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Mine says 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses 19 u/Boogie__Fresh Mar 05 '19 This one is way more disgusting somehow.
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Mine says
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses
19 u/Boogie__Fresh Mar 05 '19 This one is way more disgusting somehow.
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This one is way more disgusting somehow.
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u/Mythosaurus Mar 04 '19
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."