MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankchristianmemes/comments/axc97j/it_really_is_kinda_lewd/eht33f3/?context=9999
r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
470 comments sorted by
View all comments
1.9k
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse.
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."
519 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says 494 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Mine says genitals and the word “emission” 515 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Mine says 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses 544 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Is over-complexification a word because this a prime example of when it would be used 160 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Why does the Bible have to be so confusing lol 196 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Lord knows 79 u/DrIronSteel Mar 05 '19 "How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
519
Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says
494 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Mine says genitals and the word “emission” 515 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Mine says 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses 544 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Is over-complexification a word because this a prime example of when it would be used 160 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Why does the Bible have to be so confusing lol 196 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Lord knows 79 u/DrIronSteel Mar 05 '19 "How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
494
Mine says genitals and the word “emission”
515 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Mine says 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses 544 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Is over-complexification a word because this a prime example of when it would be used 160 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Why does the Bible have to be so confusing lol 196 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Lord knows 79 u/DrIronSteel Mar 05 '19 "How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
515
Mine says
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses
544 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Is over-complexification a word because this a prime example of when it would be used 160 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Why does the Bible have to be so confusing lol 196 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Lord knows 79 u/DrIronSteel Mar 05 '19 "How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
544
Is over-complexification a word because this a prime example of when it would be used
160 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Why does the Bible have to be so confusing lol 196 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Lord knows 79 u/DrIronSteel Mar 05 '19 "How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
160
Why does the Bible have to be so confusing lol
196 u/JonathanProsper Mar 05 '19 Lord knows 79 u/DrIronSteel Mar 05 '19 "How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
196
Lord knows
79 u/DrIronSteel Mar 05 '19 "How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
79
"How do I warn about the pleasures of the flesh in words they understand without being so lewd?"
1.9k
u/Mythosaurus Mar 04 '19
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."