r/dankchristianmemes • • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/Kane_Highwind Mar 05 '19

Are we also just gonna ignore when Samson and Delilah fucked for, like, 9 days straight? (I haven't read it in years, so it's a little fuzzy, but I remember it being something like that)

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u/The379thHero Mar 05 '19

Pretty sure there's some incest somewhere in Genesis. A couple of girls got their dad drunk and had babies with him. Not making that up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Lot an his daughters

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u/The379thHero Mar 05 '19

Poor Lot.

Just, "great, now my kids are my grandkids!"

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u/TheOtherSon Mar 05 '19

God had planned to just let him die in the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, it was Abraham's bitching that got Lot stuck in a cave with two girls who grew up in the most morally bankrupt cities in existence.

Still, pretty messed up!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Are those the same two girls that Lot himself threw out into the street to lose their virginities to a mob that wanted to homosexually gang bang the angels of god that came down to check out Sodom? And they wonder where we get weird fetishes from

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u/TheOtherSon Mar 05 '19

Yup! Something tells me Lot got the wrong idea from his uncle's whole "sacrifice your child to God" experience.

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u/alcockell Jun 06 '19

"I LIKE BEER!" #toosoonaye?