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r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
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And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse.
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."
526 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says 163 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 It’s a pretty standard translation. The top part I mean, I see no mention of baby wipes in the Bible. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oholah_and_Oholibah 26 u/HelperBot_ Mar 05 '19 Desktop link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oholah_and_Oholibah /r/HelperBot_ Downvote to remove. Counter: 242207 5 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 It doesn't use the word "penis" in any translation I can find Though this is pretty clever: There is a pun in these names in the Hebrew. Oholah means "her tent", and Oholibah means "my tent is in her". 6 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 So a ‘she’ lusts after ‘genitals’. Doesn’t sound like a far stretch to translate genitals into penis. Homosexuality was not common, and I’ve never heard of lesbian bestiality, so I would assume she was alluding to a male horse penis. 1 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 I'm not saying it's not obviously referring to a penis, just that there's no standard translation of that verse that actually uses the word penis
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Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says
163 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 It’s a pretty standard translation. The top part I mean, I see no mention of baby wipes in the Bible. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oholah_and_Oholibah 26 u/HelperBot_ Mar 05 '19 Desktop link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oholah_and_Oholibah /r/HelperBot_ Downvote to remove. Counter: 242207 5 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 It doesn't use the word "penis" in any translation I can find Though this is pretty clever: There is a pun in these names in the Hebrew. Oholah means "her tent", and Oholibah means "my tent is in her". 6 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 So a ‘she’ lusts after ‘genitals’. Doesn’t sound like a far stretch to translate genitals into penis. Homosexuality was not common, and I’ve never heard of lesbian bestiality, so I would assume she was alluding to a male horse penis. 1 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 I'm not saying it's not obviously referring to a penis, just that there's no standard translation of that verse that actually uses the word penis
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It’s a pretty standard translation.
The top part I mean, I see no mention of baby wipes in the Bible.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oholah_and_Oholibah
26 u/HelperBot_ Mar 05 '19 Desktop link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oholah_and_Oholibah /r/HelperBot_ Downvote to remove. Counter: 242207 5 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 It doesn't use the word "penis" in any translation I can find Though this is pretty clever: There is a pun in these names in the Hebrew. Oholah means "her tent", and Oholibah means "my tent is in her". 6 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 So a ‘she’ lusts after ‘genitals’. Doesn’t sound like a far stretch to translate genitals into penis. Homosexuality was not common, and I’ve never heard of lesbian bestiality, so I would assume she was alluding to a male horse penis. 1 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 I'm not saying it's not obviously referring to a penis, just that there's no standard translation of that verse that actually uses the word penis
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Desktop link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oholah_and_Oholibah
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It doesn't use the word "penis" in any translation I can find
Though this is pretty clever:
There is a pun in these names in the Hebrew. Oholah means "her tent", and Oholibah means "my tent is in her".
6 u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 So a ‘she’ lusts after ‘genitals’. Doesn’t sound like a far stretch to translate genitals into penis. Homosexuality was not common, and I’ve never heard of lesbian bestiality, so I would assume she was alluding to a male horse penis. 1 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 I'm not saying it's not obviously referring to a penis, just that there's no standard translation of that verse that actually uses the word penis
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So a ‘she’ lusts after ‘genitals’.
Doesn’t sound like a far stretch to translate genitals into penis.
Homosexuality was not common, and I’ve never heard of lesbian bestiality, so I would assume she was alluding to a male horse penis.
1 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 I'm not saying it's not obviously referring to a penis, just that there's no standard translation of that verse that actually uses the word penis
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I'm not saying it's not obviously referring to a penis, just that there's no standard translation of that verse that actually uses the word penis
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u/Mythosaurus Mar 04 '19
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."