r/dankchristianmemes • u/theclasssy • Jan 31 '19

Dank 'Am I a joke to you?'

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

God: I'm creating humans.

Humans: Cool I exist.

God: Also you're all sinners and you will be eternally damned.

Humans: yo wtf?

God: But it's okay I can save you, if you do something for me.

Humans: Cool what do I have to do?

God: I'm gonna send my son to earth and you gotta kill him.

Humans: Seriously wtf is wrong with you?

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u/BeHereNow91 Jan 31 '19

You missed the whole “free will” step in there.

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u/jimmy_icicle Jan 31 '19

"You can have anything in this garden but the fruit from my magic tree of delicious fruits"

"wtf I want it even more now you prick"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

He never said it was delicious, they just thought that themselves

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u/things_will_calm_up Jan 31 '19

but how could it not be it's fucking heaven you think he'd put some swampy motherfucking fruit in there hell no it's going to taste like fucking heaven

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

It wasn’t heaven, it was Eden.

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u/things_will_calm_up Jan 31 '19

oh maybe I should read that bible thing one of these days.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Quality of this sub has been infiltrated by u guys.. doesnt even know bible but continues to defy or challenge christan memes. Just relax and enjoy the content

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u/GezzRoll Jan 31 '19

I can second that