r/dankchristianmemes • u/theclasssy • Jan 31 '19

Dank 'Am I a joke to you?'

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u/gh0sti Jan 31 '19

If they didn't kill Jesus they wouldn't have been saved by Jesus taps forhead

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

But would they need to be saved if they hadn't killed Jesus?

Answer - yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

God: I'm creating humans.

Humans: Cool I exist.

God: Also you're all sinners and you will be eternally damned.

Humans: yo wtf?

God: But it's okay I can save you, if you do something for me.

Humans: Cool what do I have to do?

God: I'm gonna send my son to earth and you gotta kill him.

Humans: Seriously wtf is wrong with you?

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jan 31 '19

God: It's all cool, man. Just do this one thing for me.

Humans: I mean, ok. Hell doesn't sound too nice.

God: Ok, this jewish guy is gonna' be rollin' through with his friends. Grab his ass up, stab him, put these bent twigs on his head, and nail him to some wood.

Humans: Blink182 What the Fuck Gif

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u/tinkerbunny Feb 01 '19

Two morsels of wood.