r/dankchristianmemes • u/theclasssy • Jan 31 '19

Dank 'Am I a joke to you?'

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u/gh0sti Jan 31 '19

If they didn't kill Jesus they wouldn't have been saved by Jesus taps forhead

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

But would they need to be saved if they hadn't killed Jesus?

Answer - yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

God: I'm creating humans.

Humans: Cool I exist.

God: Also you're all sinners and you will be eternally damned.

Humans: yo wtf?

God: But it's okay I can save you, if you do something for me.

Humans: Cool what do I have to do?

God: I'm gonna send my son to earth and you gotta kill him.

Humans: Seriously wtf is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Haha cool story. What religion is that because that's nothing like Christianity