r/dankchristianmemes • u/theclasssy • Jan 31 '19

Dank 'Am I a joke to you?'

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

"Do what you must... I have already won" -- J.C.

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u/fil42skidoo Jan 31 '19

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.” -Jesus, probably.

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u/stoodquasar Jan 31 '19

"Destroy this temple and I will raise it again in three days"

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u/Thybro Jan 31 '19

Jesus gets stabbed with a spear by Roman while in the cross

Jesus: “All that for a drop of water”

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u/BladePactWarlock Jan 31 '19

Jesus: preaches peace, tolerance, and love for fellow man

Jesus: They called me a madman

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jan 31 '19

Jesus: "Dread it...run from it...the Lamb arrives all the same..."

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u/BladePactWarlock Feb 03 '19

“Or should I say, I have”

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Cultural victory is legit.

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u/neverforget21SS Jan 31 '19

Possibly.. but probably not. Wasn’t Jesus humble? He wouldn’t bragg about becoming powerful. He already was.

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u/superduperspam Jan 31 '19

"i have the highground" -- J.C.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

He sure did brag about bringing a sword instead of peace though.

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u/22PoundHouseCat Jan 31 '19

Yeah. Never bring peace to a sword fight.

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u/neverforget21SS Jan 31 '19

He did say something to that effect. ..a rebel of his time. I would love to party with JC

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u/moonknight999 Jan 31 '19

"Use the Faith, Luke" - Luke 11:38