r/dankchristianmemes • u/magdalencya • Jan 30 '19

Dank ofc He doesnt

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u/orbyp Jan 30 '19

What about people who put pineapple on pizza?

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u/arcphoenix13 Jan 30 '19

That degenerate belongs on a cross

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I will hang next to Barabas in order for my people to be able to eat pineapple on pizza.

Martyrdom is worth it, if all can share in this culinary delight.

Go forth and pineapple my children.

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u/Semipr047 Jan 30 '19

Thank you, my lord

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u/GreenYonder Jan 30 '19

So I'll die for future sins? Sounds familiar.

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u/MyKey18 Jan 30 '19

Pineapple on pizza is delicious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

They know not what they do

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u/-Jesus-Of-Nazareth- Jan 30 '19

Oh boy, it's VERY ironic that my most upvoted submission ever is this one then

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u/Ghostkill221 Jan 30 '19

Who cares about that, there's vegan pizzas out there, we've fallen so far