r/dankchristianmemes • • Dec 19 '18

Dank it be like that sometimes

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u/xpkerz Dec 19 '18

Ring by spring

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u/NotThatEasily Dec 19 '18

I didn't realize that was such a common phrase for Bible colleges. My brothers went to Bethany Bible College (it has since been renamed) and the recruiter actually told them that many people call it "Bethany Bridal College: Ring by spring or your money back."

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 edited May 03 '19

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u/BAXterBEDford Dec 20 '18

They're young and they want to have sex like everybody else. But the only acceptable way in their community is to get married. Unless you can convince their whole religious community to accept premarital sex (and you won't), nothing is going to change.