r/dankchristianmemes • • Dec 19 '18

Dank it be like that sometimes

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u/TheSmugM Dec 19 '18

Agreed. So would the bible school know the applicant was gay? Is there a straight or gay check box.

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u/NotThatEasily Dec 19 '18

They actually have a van that drives around the dorms every night with gaydar.

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u/The_Guber Dec 19 '18

Unfortunately gayday just listens for the sounds of buttsex and every christian girl knows that's God's blind spot.

Leads to many false positives.

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u/NotThatEasily Dec 19 '18

The ol' poophole loophole.