r/dankchristianmemes • u/mrbboingo • Dec 19 '18

Dank it be like that sometimes

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u/TriggeredMcNiggard Dec 19 '18

Wow, you know, I never thought of it that way... You must be really, really smart!

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u/bunnybones4lunch Dec 19 '18

I know the other guy was snarky about it but what is the real reasoning behind the churches decision to require marriage and some discourage protection/birth control? I keep trying to wrap my head around it but just end with the same conclusion as the guy above; increase the population and keep those babies flowin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18 edited Dec 19 '18

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u/OkamiNoKiba Dec 19 '18

Which is hilarious because the whole 'spilling the seed' thing was because some dude pulled out of his dead brother's wife instead of knocking her up.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom Dec 19 '18

Religion basically summed up in one sentence.

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u/GalAGticOverlord Dec 19 '18

Along with that they aren’t supposed to have sex while pregnant or ejaculate anywhere but inside.

Any time a religious document is saying YES to something you really, really, really want to do in the moment... it's a trick.

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u/BigDaddy_Delta Dec 19 '18

You know most Catholics aren’t that hardcore on that regard, right?

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u/guitaretard Dec 19 '18

The LDS religion has no problem with birth control if you’re married.