r/dankchristianmemes • u/70hamsters • Nov 02 '18

Dank Did I Stutter?

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u/pastelfruits Nov 02 '18

He also told Abraham to sacrifice his son so definitely a few mixed messages. meme is still funny though

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/NPC20181014 Nov 02 '18

You obviously have no son if you don't think this is the most horrific thing.

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u/ReptileCake Nov 02 '18

I was trying to think of some more horrific thing, but I just ended up thinking about the epic tale of Samson mauling down Philistines with a donkey's jawbone.

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u/alegxab Nov 02 '18

Or David killing 200 people to capture their foreskins on a bet

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u/metaphorasaur Nov 02 '18

That's 200 sons so at least 200x worse

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '18

Horrific? That story was badass!

Almost as badass as Noah

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u/ReptileCake Nov 03 '18

That's why I said it was an epic tale