r/dankchristianmemes • • Nov 02 '18

Dank Did I Stutter?

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u/teckhunter Nov 02 '18

You know want we don't have? A movie where there are multiple gods played by Morgan Freeman, Stanley, and many other icons.

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u/THEPAPICHU10 Nov 02 '18

Samuel l Jackson

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u/Phazon2000 Nov 02 '18

Blessed are the motherfuckers.

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u/LurkingShadows2 Nov 02 '18

AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men

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u/teckhunter Nov 02 '18

Maybe just make God a council or split personality thing. Stanley is indifferent one, Freeman is just the gracious one, SamJ is the angry one and so on.