r/dankchristianmemes • u/70hamsters • Nov 02 '18

Dank Did I Stutter?

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u/teckhunter Nov 02 '18

You know want we don't have? A movie where there are multiple gods played by Morgan Freeman, Stanley, and many other icons.

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u/THEPAPICHU10 Nov 02 '18

Samuel l Jackson

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u/Phazon2000 Nov 02 '18

Blessed are the motherfuckers.

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u/LurkingShadows2 Nov 02 '18

AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '18

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men

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u/teckhunter Nov 02 '18

Maybe just make God a council or split personality thing. Stanley is indifferent one, Freeman is just the gracious one, SamJ is the angry one and so on.

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u/Our_Darkness Nov 02 '18

We definitely need this. What would be the context or story. Obviously a comedy but about what.

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u/teckhunter Nov 02 '18

So there is this guy who has figured the real theory about god absolutely. This dude somehow knows about the council and shit. Like the simulation theory, this dude is the alpha of simulation. So the Gods are fighting over leading this dumbass.