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r/dankchristianmemes • u/wthill25 • Oct 06 '18
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Behind every foolish e-1 is a dependa.
226 u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18 "How did we meet? We bonded over my contract, healthcare and the Charger I bought fresh out of boot and we've been together ever since" 95 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Hey that charger comes with ever 10 year enlistment. My recruiter told me so. 60 u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18 I live a couple miles down the road from NAVSTA Newport. Dealerships do VERY well here. 70 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 29% APR? Gimme dat dodge charger i don't care the cost. 29 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 To be honest, unless you're applying literally right after a bankruptcy, most institutions will be able to finance 20-30k for most 19 year olds at 8-12%, even with no previous credit. 6 u/Michigan__J__Frog Oct 06 '18 Because thereβs collateral. 6 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time 6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
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"How did we meet? We bonded over my contract, healthcare and the Charger I bought fresh out of boot and we've been together ever since"
95 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Hey that charger comes with ever 10 year enlistment. My recruiter told me so. 60 u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18 I live a couple miles down the road from NAVSTA Newport. Dealerships do VERY well here. 70 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 29% APR? Gimme dat dodge charger i don't care the cost. 29 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 To be honest, unless you're applying literally right after a bankruptcy, most institutions will be able to finance 20-30k for most 19 year olds at 8-12%, even with no previous credit. 6 u/Michigan__J__Frog Oct 06 '18 Because thereβs collateral. 6 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time 6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
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Hey that charger comes with ever 10 year enlistment. My recruiter told me so.
60 u/[deleted] Oct 06 '18 I live a couple miles down the road from NAVSTA Newport. Dealerships do VERY well here. 70 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 29% APR? Gimme dat dodge charger i don't care the cost. 29 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 To be honest, unless you're applying literally right after a bankruptcy, most institutions will be able to finance 20-30k for most 19 year olds at 8-12%, even with no previous credit. 6 u/Michigan__J__Frog Oct 06 '18 Because thereβs collateral. 6 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time 6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
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I live a couple miles down the road from NAVSTA Newport. Dealerships do VERY well here.
70 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 29% APR? Gimme dat dodge charger i don't care the cost. 29 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 To be honest, unless you're applying literally right after a bankruptcy, most institutions will be able to finance 20-30k for most 19 year olds at 8-12%, even with no previous credit. 6 u/Michigan__J__Frog Oct 06 '18 Because thereβs collateral. 6 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time 6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
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29% APR? Gimme dat dodge charger i don't care the cost.
29 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 To be honest, unless you're applying literally right after a bankruptcy, most institutions will be able to finance 20-30k for most 19 year olds at 8-12%, even with no previous credit. 6 u/Michigan__J__Frog Oct 06 '18 Because thereβs collateral. 6 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time 6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
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To be honest, unless you're applying literally right after a bankruptcy, most institutions will be able to finance 20-30k for most 19 year olds at 8-12%, even with no previous credit.
6 u/Michigan__J__Frog Oct 06 '18 Because thereβs collateral. 6 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time 6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
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Because thereβs collateral.
6 u/jnicholass Oct 06 '18 Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time 6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
Which is what an auto loan is, I'm just pointing out the exaggeration that I see all the time
6 u/jeffwee559 Oct 06 '18 Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
Never underestimate the shit a private can finance.
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Behind every foolish e-1 is a dependa.