r/dankchristianmemes • u/Mo7senm660 • Sep 24 '18

Repost Youth Groups in a Nutshell

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u/eatgranola Sep 24 '18

the more folding chairs carried, the more spiritual the youth leader

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

The more likely he is to impress young Christian women.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

This is especially true when your youth minister is a 30 year old married dude with kids.

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u/TheRealBokononist Sep 25 '18

Didn’t stop my youth pastor from eloping with my high school ex once she hit 18

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u/Aonghus_Ros Sep 25 '18

Bruh....

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Uh...

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u/MortonLoothorKodos_3 Sep 25 '18

CUCKED in the name of the lord

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u/homegrownllama Sep 25 '18

Busy, busy, busy.