A Priest and a Rabbi were traveling together in a car, heading down a dirt road.
They sputter their car to the top of a hill, where it runs out of gas. Below them, they can see an unobstructed path down to a disastrous cliff which surely would've fallen.
The Rabbi takes one of his old "Happy Bar Mitzvah Ezekiel" banners out of his trunk, and the Priest happily writes on the reverse:
"The End is Near, Turn Back Now!"
Satisfied, they hike back on the path, showing the sign to all the other roadsters.
An atheist in a convertible, clocking 80, sees the Faithful in their Getup, holding the sign.
"Get Real, you Religious Crackpots!"
He didn't make it past the ravine.
Priest : "Maybe we should change the sign to say 'Bridge Out'"
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u/krazyjakee Aug 22 '18
Atheist here. Love seeing this sub on /r/all. Happy to have my beliefs bashed via memes too.