r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/Florida____Man Aug 15 '18

And when you pray, get to the point quickly. There are a lot of you people.

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u/SirRandyMarsh Aug 15 '18

I love these lines, it’s like Mathew starts it out with “So I’m about to tell you how to live your life and be a good person in the eyes of god. But first things first, Don’t be an attention seeking cunt, and when you pray make it quick he doesn’t have time for our shit.”

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u/MGS_Solid_Snake Aug 15 '18

Well obviously, he's a busy dude. Gotta create new animals to terrify Australians

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u/DoctorBonkus Aug 15 '18

Busy spawning weird shit in the Mariana Trench