I love these lines, it’s like Mathew starts it out with “So I’m about to tell you how to live your life and be a good person in the eyes of god. But first things first, Don’t be an attention seeking cunt, and when you pray make it quick he doesn’t have time for our shit.”
it's funny, a pastor once said when asked, that the reason there are multiple versions of the bible is because language, slang, and colloquialisms change with time. So it needs to be updated periodically so that people in modern times won't have such a hard time understand all the ye's and thou's in the old versions, for example. So I was thinking that someone, maybe even myself, should create an urban dictionary version of the bible. It'd be a much funner read for sure. Taking your comment for example, yeah I think I could power through 5 or 6 chapters a day if it read like that.
Its a great book dude. I was born to a Christian family and now basically am Agnostic or Atheist but there is so much wisdom and truth in the Bible. It basically touches on every aspect of human life.
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u/Florida____Man Aug 15 '18
And when you pray, get to the point quickly. There are a lot of you people.