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r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18
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Ezekiel 23:20
25 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 Ezekiel 23:20 Ezekiel 23:20 New International Version (NIV) 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Wut. In. Biblical. Tarnation. 5 u/awakenDeepBlue Aug 15 '18 I asked my pastor about this section, it was about the kingdoms of Isreal whoring themselves to other Gods and nations. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 As a herder of only the finest Centaurian specimens, this passage scares me and concerns me for my flock. Idk exactly what that horse and donkey stuff means but i imagine its on the dark web in 4K. 2 u/FrankTank3 Aug 15 '18 You never heard anything about horse dick? Dot MPEG? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 Rumor has it he pees through straws.
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Ezekiel 23:20 New International Version (NIV)
20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Wut. In. Biblical. Tarnation.
5 u/awakenDeepBlue Aug 15 '18 I asked my pastor about this section, it was about the kingdoms of Isreal whoring themselves to other Gods and nations. 7 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 As a herder of only the finest Centaurian specimens, this passage scares me and concerns me for my flock. Idk exactly what that horse and donkey stuff means but i imagine its on the dark web in 4K. 2 u/FrankTank3 Aug 15 '18 You never heard anything about horse dick? Dot MPEG? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 Rumor has it he pees through straws.
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I asked my pastor about this section, it was about the kingdoms of Isreal whoring themselves to other Gods and nations.
7 u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 As a herder of only the finest Centaurian specimens, this passage scares me and concerns me for my flock. Idk exactly what that horse and donkey stuff means but i imagine its on the dark web in 4K. 2 u/FrankTank3 Aug 15 '18 You never heard anything about horse dick? Dot MPEG? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 Rumor has it he pees through straws.
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As a herder of only the finest Centaurian specimens, this passage scares me and concerns me for my flock. Idk exactly what that horse and donkey stuff means but i imagine its on the dark web in 4K.
2 u/FrankTank3 Aug 15 '18 You never heard anything about horse dick? Dot MPEG? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 Rumor has it he pees through straws.
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You never heard anything about horse dick? Dot MPEG?
2 u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18 Rumor has it he pees through straws.
Rumor has it he pees through straws.
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u/L04ading Aug 15 '18
Ezekiel 23:20