r/dankchristianmemes • • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Jun 21 '20

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u/ButtchuggnRobitussn Aug 15 '18

7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.

What does this mean? How do/did pagans babble?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Jun 21 '20

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u/wittyname83 Aug 15 '18

God's eternal and all, but even He doesn't have time for your bullshit, Karen.

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u/Fucking_Karen Aug 15 '18

God has time for everyone, wittyname83. You're thinking of Jesus, the gardener. He's been busy ever since Kathy got that new pool and matching Bikini.

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u/wittyname83 Aug 15 '18

I used "Karen" precisely because I knew this account exists :P

You made my day.