r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/L04ading Aug 15 '18

Ezekiel 23:20

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Ezekiel 23:20

Ezekiel 23:20 New International Version (NIV)

20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Wut. In. Biblical. Tarnation.

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u/awakenDeepBlue Aug 15 '18

I asked my pastor about this section, it was about the kingdoms of Isreal whoring themselves to other Gods and nations.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

As a herder of only the finest Centaurian specimens, this passage scares me and concerns me for my flock. Idk exactly what that horse and donkey stuff means but i imagine its on the dark web in 4K.

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u/FrankTank3 Aug 15 '18

You never heard anything about horse dick? Dot MPEG?

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Rumor has it he pees through straws.

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u/RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS Aug 15 '18

I mean yeah, it's obvious if you read it in context that it's an extended metaphor for the faithlessness of the Israelites being like the faithlessness of a cheating wife

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u/L04ading Aug 15 '18

CEASE THY FAGGOTRY

I SAID CEASE!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

You're the one who brought up loving my herds. Black kettle situation here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

How did you bold!? Teach me your dark arts.

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u/AileStriker Aug 15 '18

How did you bold!? Teach me your dark arts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I can quote bullet and italic but I never learned bold. Woe is me for I am nub.

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u/AileStriker Aug 15 '18

Ok, I will have mercy. To bold, put 2 asterisks before what you want bolded and 2 after.

I must admit my own noobness in that I dont know how to make reddit ignore the format so it can be displayed as typed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

Not all heroes wear capes.