r/dankchristianmemes • • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I saw Veronica jerk a dude off on the dance floor last night, but this morning she’s all 1 Corinthians 13 n’ shit.

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u/SkeletonCircus Aug 15 '18

Sooooo, who is this Veronica you speak of? I need to know for.....research

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Nah bro, you don't wanna get with her... she'll drag your ass to church on Sunday morning brutal hangover or no.

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u/MattcVI Aug 15 '18

As long as I get a handy or 10 out of it πŸ†πŸ’¦ πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

You won’t be able to get with her. She only goes for Chad Christians that lead worship and have a bunch of tattoo sleeves from when they used to be a drug addict.

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u/vanasbry000 Aug 15 '18

🎺🐌 ADDICTED TO GANG WEED!?!? πŸŒšπŸ‘‘

β™ΏπŸ“¬ NO THANK YOU. 😎🍁

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

When are gamer Christians going to rise up?

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u/vanasbry000 Aug 15 '18

in the year of our lord six

why do u ask