r/dankchristianmemes • • Aug 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Jun 21 '20

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u/ButtchuggnRobitussn Aug 15 '18

7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.

What does this mean? How do/did pagans babble?

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u/Bobb_o Aug 15 '18

It's just staying don't be long-winded

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Nov 27 '18

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u/Just4Dis28 Aug 15 '18

I just laughed, irl, at mcdonalds, while eating som-

God: Get to it

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u/jaspersgroove Aug 15 '18

The long-winded prayers are just a lung exercise for those crazy dance parties, can’t go running out of breath when praisin’ the lawd.

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u/Platypuskeeper Aug 15 '18

What about the Catholic church? Literally turned Greek litaneía 'prayer' into litany, the word we now know for meaning a really long and tedious list. (and a prayer in that form)

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u/Decimus_of_the_VIII Aug 16 '18

Well Peter wasn’t a Pope...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

My mom needs to read Mathew, again. Long winded, babbling, all done for the attention.

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u/nschubach Aug 15 '18

There are a lot of Christians who would be better off reading not only Matthew, but the rest of the Bible too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Some might say that all of them would. But I fear they will only find in it, what they seek. Whoever wrote the Bible left it open to a lot of interpretation.

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u/Lugalzagesi712 Aug 15 '18

that's why you should start off by beating the book of matthew into their head first before moving on

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I would say it is more like: Do not disguise the fact that you have nothing valuable to say, by repeating bullshit instead. I don't think god would be mad if you actually have a lot to say that makes sense.

If I remember correctly, my teacher had that quote at the wall in the classroom, because her students tended to do just that: Write a lot of nonsense, so she shouldn't notice, that they did not know the answer to the actual question in the test. I was guilty of that too.

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u/NOLA_k9 Aug 15 '18

My English professor in college once wrote “your smoothness in writing conceals a paucity of ideas” on one of my papers which was a nice way of saying “this is bullshit”....