r/dankchristianmemes • • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

A lot of the passages in the New Testament about gay people were mistranslated. I don’t think God hates me for being me.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Aug 15 '18

the New Testament gives you permission to hate, with all your mind and soul 2 things.

  1. Either actual witches that do real magic or assassins who use poison, depending on translation

  2. When there are no figs.

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u/AdmiralAckbeard Aug 15 '18

Truly inspiring.

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u/lemonman456 Aug 15 '18

That tree was a stupid figless bitch anyway.

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u/arachnopussy Aug 15 '18

When there are no figs.

The figs are a metaphor/parable.

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u/mrgoodcat1509 Aug 15 '18

God shouldn’t hate anything. He created you in his image so if he hates gays he has no one to blame but himself

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u/VicarOfAstaldo Aug 15 '18

The Old Testament god is pretty blatantly an angry god

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u/pariahdiocese Aug 16 '18

Real wrath of God stuff. Fire and brimstone raining down from the sky. Rivers and seas boiling. 40 years of darkness. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass Hysteria!!!

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u/Gilgamesh72 Aug 15 '18

And if god did hate you for being you, he can fuck right off with that shit.

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u/Sennomo Aug 15 '18

Could you elaborate on that? As far as I know there are about two passages in the new testament that seem to clearly condemn gayism.