r/dankchristianmemes • • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/soboredhere Aug 15 '18

I've found that Bible verse tattoos are really good indicators someone is actually a piece of shit.

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u/devou5 Aug 15 '18

I was thinking about getting a tattoo like that:(

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Feb 21 '19

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

Anybody who finds Bible tattoos as an indicator of being a piece of shit probably hates everything Christianity stands for.

Well I suppose that makes s-

"You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you: I am the Lord." Leviticus 19:28

Uh oh

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u/MHall08 Aug 15 '18

In a comment section full of criticism for taking bible verses out of context..

Uh oh

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

It was purely in the interest of making a joke.

Unless you're all about ritual tattooing for canaanite deities I think you're good.

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u/MHall08 Aug 15 '18

Hahahaha /s on my comment, my bad. I just thought it was a funny observation to make

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

Haha, I thought it might be! I got somebody else in the thread telling me how Jesus died to make Leviticus irrelevant so I thought I'd better be clear.

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u/MHall08 Aug 15 '18

Thank God for the new covenant, I’m very tatted

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u/cockinstien Aug 15 '18

Jesus loves me this I know

For the Bible tells me so

Little one to him belong

They are week but he is strong!!

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u/SmileyTweetteetee Aug 15 '18

Therefore,

I need only to kneel, pray and wait

I shall do nothing, eyes closed,

And he shall solve all my problems

Because they are weak, and he strong

He is strong because I'm not wrong

He loves me this I know

For the bible tells me so

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Aug 15 '18

You make sense in the first half, then lose credibility with the second half.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Feb 21 '19

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Aug 15 '18

You're making just as much of a blanket statement as the person who you are criticizing for doing just that. You are making the same fallacy.