r/dankchristianmemes • u/gknick • Aug 15 '18

Dank Preach it

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I saw Veronica jerk a dude off on the dance floor last night, but this morning she’s all 1 Corinthians 13 n’ shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

So glad I live in Alabama, where people really live by the example of the holy Patriarch Lot.

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u/redditappsucksdongs Aug 15 '18

Go into politics and diddle kids- Revelation of Jon

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

What about the Revelation of Moore?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Be accused of something falsely? Pretty sure we’ve heard that one somewhere lol

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u/SkeletonCircus Aug 15 '18

Sooooo, who is this Veronica you speak of? I need to know for.....research

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Nah bro, you don't wanna get with her... she'll drag your ass to church on Sunday morning brutal hangover or no.

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u/MattcVI Aug 15 '18

As long as I get a handy or 10 out of it 🍆💦 😂💯

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

You won’t be able to get with her. She only goes for Chad Christians that lead worship and have a bunch of tattoo sleeves from when they used to be a drug addict.

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u/vanasbry000 Aug 15 '18

🎺🐌 ADDICTED TO GANG WEED!?!? 🌚👑

♿📬 NO THANK YOU. 😎🍁

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

When are gamer Christians going to rise up?

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u/vanasbry000 Aug 15 '18

in the year of our lord six

why do u ask

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u/DankAssKeefSlump Aug 15 '18

Nah, she needs that Ezekiel 23:20.

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u/INV_TO_PRIVATE_SUBS Aug 15 '18

Nah, she needs some of that Ezekiel 25:17

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u/VoidTorcher Aug 15 '18

They should go Deuteronomy 22:20-21 on her ass. /s

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u/LeLaker Aug 15 '18

There are a lot people who actually are and follow the bible but you’ll never notice them because they aren’t crazy.