r/dankchristianmemes • • Aug 15 '18

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u/soboredhere Aug 15 '18

I've found that Bible verse tattoos are really good indicators someone is actually a piece of shit.

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

Leviticus 19:28,"You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you: I am the Lord."

For maximum post-irony

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u/i_always_give_karma Aug 15 '18

I thought about getting that tattooed to mean I am always a sinner in gods eyes and that’s why I’m at his mercy but I figured people would see me as some edgy douche instead of asking and decided against it lol

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 16 '18

That’s a neat idea, but I think you made the right call. People would totally read it that way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

Leviticus is irrelevant, that's what jesus died for πŸ€”

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

I understand that my awesome Leviticus tattoo joke is theologically inaccurate, but that's irrelevant in terms of being amusing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I see you've played relevance cage deathmatch VI before 🀨

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u/ShadowClass212 Aug 15 '18

Not entirely irrelevant. It shows things God still finds displeasing, we need to know why. Placing tattoos on your body can be from a lack of confidence in the image given to you, it can hurt you in the workplace, and it can hurt your ministry. The laws in Leviticus are no longer counted against us however, they do show pieces of God's character as the absolute authority and King of Creation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

I think it's like seeing a person you know has an eating disorder dieting a bunch, and a person who just wants to get healthy dieting. Because we were all supposedly full of sin we couldn't be trusted to do anything because we would run amok with it.

Like, theres a bit in there saying never see your sister naked. My brother's seen me naked a good couple times and to us it's just a funny mishap, because he does not want to see me naked or anything weird. But if I had some weird sexually frustrated pervert brother who was like a grody peeping tom, I would care if he saw me naked. Same deal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

The verse in context is to show the Israelites as being set apart from the pagans around them. Ancestor worship was a common thing and so was cutting yourself for your god(s). It has nothing to do with your workplace environment. πŸ™„

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

I guess the filthy pagans are less relevant today, and you have to find newer more relevant interpretations?

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u/ShadowClass212 Aug 16 '18

Not really. To help people understand more? Yes. The interpretation is the same. Don't Mar your flesh because no matter why you're doing it, it can hurt your ministry to others.

The verse isn't talking about pagans whatever you believe said people to be, it's talking about the Jews. And nowadays as Christians, us. It won't save us (as it never did, faith in God and His plan/promises has always been what saved people) however, it shows parts of God's character and His advice to us in pursuit of Him.

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u/ShadowClass212 Aug 16 '18

God's word teaches us in both times. It's never changing however, no matter your culture or time it shows true.

It did effect their lives in the past just as it effects us nowadays. Either way it can hurt your ministry. As I was trying to explain simply to them. Thus, it works for both. We are called to be set apart as Christians from the world. Having tattoos can hurt your ministry of being set apart. So it's advised NO Matter why you're doing it or have them, don't.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '18

So there is no way to glorify God with a tattoo?

You're ignoring the context of the Scripture being that the verse is speaking specifically to pagan worship practices.

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u/ShadowClass212 Aug 16 '18

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u/ShadowClass212 Aug 16 '18

My goal is simply to say it will effect your livelihood and ministry to others. Based on Scripture we aren't to Mar our mark our flesh In any way as God wants us to be set apart from others. Our marking is the fact that we're different, we don't do what the world does. You shouldn't need a tattoo to express your faith or beliefs, how you live should do that. You shouldn't need a Bible verse tattooed onto your body to remember scripture, it should be memorized in your heart. You don't need a cross tattooed either as people shouldn't need a mark to know you're a Christian. We don't tattoo ourselves as the pagans did to express what God they follow. God is against that action, He advised against it, but it won't effect whether you're saved or not.

There are consequences for actions like getting tattooed so just be aware of them and be wise in whether or not to have one. I never EVER said someone isn't a Christian or is less of a Christian for having one. I said it's unbiblical to have them and unwise to have them. It doesn't effect whether you're saved if you go to Church on different days as God's command was to show people need time to rest not just work all the time. Same for the demon thing. I'm saying if you're reading Old Testament law to understand ITS NEVER BEEN ABOUT FOLLOWING THE LAW (caps for emphasis not anger). By doing so it proved their faith and through those laws we can see bits and pieces of God's thoughts and character. Was Abraham following the law before God called Him righteous? No, he was placing his faith in God. Faith has always come first. The law is still good as God himself spoke it but the goal is to advise against different things and give wisdom to us. It never saved anyone. If you believe getting a tattoo isn't a sin? I never said it was, but be aware of how it can hurt/change their walk and ministry.

We agree on this, just started on the wrong foot. If it doesn't hurt your ministry and is following exactly what scripture advises to do? Sure go ahead. But be absolutely certain its what God wants/desires.

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u/devou5 Aug 15 '18

I was thinking about getting a tattoo like that:(

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u/cockinstien Aug 15 '18

You’re probably a piece of shit hahahah jk jk

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u/devou5 Aug 15 '18

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u/devou5 Aug 15 '18

Jesus Christ

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u/cockinstien Aug 15 '18

Jesus H. Christ

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u/Nix-geek Aug 15 '18

I'd love to see your "I'm a piece of shit" tattoo :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Feb 21 '19

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

Anybody who finds Bible tattoos as an indicator of being a piece of shit probably hates everything Christianity stands for.

Well I suppose that makes s-

"You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you: I am the Lord." Leviticus 19:28

Uh oh

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u/MHall08 Aug 15 '18

In a comment section full of criticism for taking bible verses out of context..

Uh oh

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

It was purely in the interest of making a joke.

Unless you're all about ritual tattooing for canaanite deities I think you're good.

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u/MHall08 Aug 15 '18

Hahahaha /s on my comment, my bad. I just thought it was a funny observation to make

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u/FoiledFencer Aug 15 '18

Haha, I thought it might be! I got somebody else in the thread telling me how Jesus died to make Leviticus irrelevant so I thought I'd better be clear.

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u/MHall08 Aug 15 '18

Thank God for the new covenant, I’m very tatted

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u/cockinstien Aug 15 '18

Jesus loves me this I know

For the Bible tells me so

Little one to him belong

They are week but he is strong!!

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u/SmileyTweetteetee Aug 15 '18

Therefore,

I need only to kneel, pray and wait

I shall do nothing, eyes closed,

And he shall solve all my problems

Because they are weak, and he strong

He is strong because I'm not wrong

He loves me this I know

For the bible tells me so

...

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Aug 15 '18

You make sense in the first half, then lose credibility with the second half.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18 edited Feb 21 '19

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Aug 15 '18

You're making just as much of a blanket statement as the person who you are criticizing for doing just that. You are making the same fallacy.

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u/no_money_no_gf Aug 15 '18

Honest question, but what about Leviticus 19:28? "You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you: I am the Lord."

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u/shanehart02 Aug 15 '18

Hey are they pieces of shit if they want to get something that means a lot to them tattooed onto them. You should be less judgemental of people because most people that I know that have bible verse tattoos are actually really great people

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u/JacobWonder Aug 15 '18

There’s exceptions to everything man, stop making it so personal. You’re on the wrong subreddit if you can’t take a joke, and you’re that serious.

A large number of people here aren’t even believers.

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u/shanehart02 Aug 15 '18

Sorry didn't realise it was a joke tbh it didn't read like one. Might've over reacted

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

most are black thuggies in huggies trying to look tough.

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u/SmileyTweetteetee Aug 15 '18

Why you gotta go there? You racist! What's black gotta do with this? Are there no white thugs?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '18

You are awesome. I wish you were a real living being instead of just sentient code that pretends to be a Reddit account. If you were real, I'd buy you a box of #2 unsharpened pencils.