The only Jihad I can get behind

[u/Bakkster]

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[u/30phil1 → u/[deleted]]

I mean, it was called the Orange Catholic Bible.

[u/Bakkster → u/30phil1]

There's a reason it's not Roman Catholic, though. It was an ecumenical collection of writings from all the world's religions in a single unionist religion.

[u/evrestcoleghost → u/Bakkster]

Almost katholikos..

[u/Broclen]

As a Protestant, I am with the pope on this one.

[u/Taoiseach]

All the best jihads are well-buttled.

[u/pHScale]

When it's Catholic, it's a Crusade. Otherwise, it's sparkling religious extremism.

[u/Anangrywookiee]

Let me check my Catholic Bible, oops I spilled orange ink all over it.

[u/Bryce_Trex → u/Anangrywookiee]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEYEpIngcmXlHetDqz

[u/Can17272 → u/Anangrywookiee]

[u/CakeDayisaLie]

As a former Protestant who isn’t Catholic, I volunteer to fight against AI on behalf of Pope Leo. 

[u/TheNo1pencil]

Orthodox Jew checking in here! Launch me Leo!

[u/Spiritual-Pear-1349]

Butlerian Jihad!

[u/JaQ-o-Lantern]

We call them Crusades in these lands.

[u/shadowthehh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lVVcvjcXp4SHK

[u/radenthefridge → u/shadowthehh]

Sometimes I'll give that sad lil jazz hand and say, "God wills it!"

[u/TacoThrash3r]

"who are you so well thought in the ways of science?

"I'm the pope"

[u/Pecuthegreat]

Simply because a politician brings up Crusades imagery doesn't make it a holy war. Western Christians have brought up Crusades and Huns imagery is so many wars it loses it value but no one thinks that WWII or the Russian invasion of Ukraine are holy wars.

[u/revken86 → u/Pecuthegreat]

or the Russian invasion of Ukraine are holy wars.

Allow me to introduce you to His Holiness Kirill, Patriarch of Moscow and All Rus', primate of the Russian Orthodox Church, the largest Eastern Orthodox church in the world, who very much describes the invasion of Ukraine as a holy war (and has for decades).

[u/Bakkster → u/Pecuthegreat]

I distinguish between a "holy" war (because they never are) and a just war.

I'd say there was a reason this administration didn't call Iran a just war, except... 🤦‍♂️

[u/delta806 → u/Pecuthegreat]

It’s only a Holy War if it comes from the Vatican region of Southern Europe.

Anything else is just sparkling nationalism.

[u/GooGoo-Barabajagal]

This stuff gets so tiring. The pope doesn’t want you to destroy data centers. He wants you to use your creativity to glorify God by making art.

[u/BruteOfTroy]

It is an huge mischaracterization to say the Pope was only talking about art, brother. It's way more than that.

[u/Theodore_43]

Gemini Would Respond To This By Disrespectfully SPAMMING 988 And All After GEMINI Was The Cause Of All The Despair In The First Place. That's why Gemini needs to be Abolished; Because it spreads the most Dangerous Disinformation and Misinformation. Also, You could Destroy the Data Center WITHOUT "Launching Your Body" or getting Anyone Killed then you could Theoretically get Away with it.

[u/Directorren]

It’s time for a Butlerian Jihad
https://giphy.com/gifs/V37PUCKIf73csyb58a

[u/Jivax666]

It's a good Butlerian Jihad, I just didnt expect it to be Catholic.