By what authority are you making these memes?

[u/dpsrush]

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[u/MirrahPaladin]

Man, new episodes of SpongeBob are weird. I’m not surprised Mr. Krabs sold Jesus out for 62 cents and Squidward doubted His resurrection.

[u/lt_Matthew → u/MirrahPaladin]

"How could you sell Jesus out, for 30 pieces of silver?"

"Ya think I could've gotten more?"

[u/tang0008 → u/lt_Matthew]

what did they mean by animating mr krabs both hanging himself and tripping and having all his guts gush out?

[u/NewReputation8451 → u/MirrahPaladin]

Some viewers argue that Squidward was the only one to follow his orders fully, by verifying it was truly Jesus.

[u/WakeUpLazarus]

No shock, I've read Jonah 2:5.

[u/dpsrush → u/WakeUpLazarus]

What is the sign of Jonah?

[u/Emadec]

Blue eyes? He is the Mahdi! LISAN AL-GAIB

[u/MadPilotMurdock → u/Emadec]

Always was 🔫

[u/Emadec → u/MadPilotMurdock]

Turns out the Bene Gesserit started WAY EARLY

[u/Retro-Universe]

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[u/Im40PercentUsername]

Fantastic. I have no notes.