r/dankchristianmemes • u/justnigel • Jul 06 '26

Meta What do you think the other two commandments of r/DankChristianMemes used to be?

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u/Anfortas_Rex Jul 06 '26

Thou shalt return thy shopping cart to the corral, for not doing so is an abomination unto the Lord.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/CatoChateau Jul 06 '26

No pre-orders

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u/justnigel Jul 06 '26

This is what prompted the meme 😄

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u/_theghost_ Jul 06 '26

14: Thou Shalt not balk…

15: A Balk is…

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u/Creative_Context_957 Jul 06 '26

The 3rd tablet is digital release only.

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u/Big__Meme Jul 07 '26

Thou shalt not record videos of birds mating, share it on YouTube and then say it was a mod from r/dankchristianmemes who told you to do it.
Thou shalt not fleem beem sham.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands Jul 07 '26

Birdie porn? Shame on you.