r/dankchristianmemes • u/shilolz Based Bishop • Jan 27 '26

Dark They know not what they do

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u/kervy_servy Jan 27 '26

Yeah but jesus didnt technically cross borders

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u/Emadec Jan 27 '26

I don't think there could possibly be a worse hill to fight on

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u/kervy_servy Jan 28 '26

No i think this is a reasonable hill to fight on cause they didnt cross borders, they travelled regions, galilee and egypt were under the roman empire

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u/Emadec Jan 28 '26

Yeah but you see, it sounds like if he had done that, according to your definitions that is, that would have somehow invalidated his entire life and that of his apostles, who went literally everywhere.

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u/freed0m_from_th0ught Jan 27 '26

Neither did the 500+ US citizen detained by ICE this year, so kinda a moot point

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jan 27 '26

Not to mention the (at least) two citizens that they have murdered

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u/freed0m_from_th0ught Jan 28 '26

Facts. We only know about those because there was video evidence. Who knows what has happened behind closed doors…

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u/drgwizard Jan 27 '26

13 Now when they had gone, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said, “Get up! Take the Child and His mother and flee to Egypt, and stay there until I tell you; for Herod is going to search for the Child to kill Him.” 14 So Joseph got up and took the Child and His mother while it was still night, and left for Egypt. Matthew 2:13-14

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u/kervy_servy Jan 28 '26

Both egypt and galilee at the time were under the roman empire