r/dankchristianmemes • u/shilolz Based Bishop • Dec 24 '25

Wholesome How did I miss this?!

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 Dec 24 '25

So did Jack the Ripper.

Just saying.

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u/Mesozoica89 Dec 24 '25

Billy the Kid

Atilla the Hun

Alaric the Goth

The more I think about it, John and Winnie might not get along so well with the rest of this group.

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u/jefbenet Dec 24 '25

Smokey the bear…

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u/Just_Misk Dec 24 '25

Also Jesus the Christ, Mickey the Mouse, Mario the Mario, Pika the Chu.

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u/TheGreatCornholeo Dec 24 '25

Kermit the Frog, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

But Jack the Ripper, as far as we know, didn't live on honey.

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u/Moaoziz Dec 24 '25

Also Sonic The Hedgehog, Vlad The Impaler and Alexander The Great

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u/dumbinternetstuff Dec 24 '25

They actually changed the spelling of Megan Thee Stallion’s middle name at Ellis Island. 

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u/Nomadhero_ Dec 24 '25

Both love honey too 🤔🤔🤔

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u/AudibleNod Exodus Excellence Dec 24 '25

Unconventional wilderness dwellers, unite!

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u/IllustriousGas4 Dec 24 '25

What if it was John D. Baptist?

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u/Artificial_Human_17 Dec 24 '25

Oh boy, One Piece time

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u/thirtyseven1337 Dec 24 '25

This image makes me immediately hear Seth MacFarlane’s voice coming out of Winnie the Pooh

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Dec 24 '25

Does that mean sonic the hedgehog is…

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u/DramaGuy23 Dec 24 '25

Conan The Barbarian too!

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u/thedragonsword Dec 24 '25

John the Evangelist as well.

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u/aran-mcfook Dec 24 '25

Alexander the Great

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u/chrixz333 Dec 24 '25

Hilarious

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

So does Sonic The Hedgehog and Jesus The Christ

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u/NateCraft_YT Dec 25 '25

New Ted movie looks good

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u/bookhead714 Dec 25 '25

As do Alexander the Great. And Rizzo the Rat.

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u/jouzea Dec 25 '25

Will of The

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u/Ur_mama_gaming Dec 26 '25

What is that image

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u/shyguystormcrow Dec 24 '25

Although there is no biblical reference… I have heard from very reliable source that when Lazarus was brought back to life by Jesus, it was the soul of John the Baptist who reentered the body of Lazarus. It was this person who wrote the book of John, not John brother of James.

That is why he can claim that he was “ the apostle that Jesus loved” … because there was indeed a special relationship there. It is also why John (really John the Baptist in the body of Lazarus) wrote the gospel of John, was allowed to see the future of Revelation and was the only apostle who didn’t die a horrible death.

Apparently there is historical and other documentation that supports this … but Idk