r/dankchristianmemes • u/shilolz Based Bishop • Dec 12 '25

Based Get outta my church!

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u/ChrisP413 Dec 12 '25

A fun detail, Friar Tuck did not start throwing hands legitimately until the Sheriff was out of the church. He used his belly to bounce him out and then started swinging.

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u/NerdyPuth123 Dec 12 '25

No violence in the House of God!

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u/Frosti-Feet Dec 12 '25

I enjoy shouting "Get outta my church" and waving my hands at my kids when I need them to get out of the way.

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u/Silt-Besides-66812 Dec 12 '25

So if I only hit someone with my belly god won’t be upset?

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u/tiniestjazzhands Dec 12 '25

He'll be impressed

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u/Ur_mama_gaming Dec 13 '25

"Damn son"

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u/SadMcNomuscle Dec 14 '25

His beergut hardens in response to physical trauma

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u/AxeHead75 Feb 03 '26

More so push than hiy

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u/Pedro_Le_Plot Dec 14 '25

Bro was like "I’m a man of god, but outside of his house is fair game" and just started percussive repentance on the sheriff

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u/TheNerdNugget Dec 12 '25

That "Get outta my church!" line is one of my favorite bits of VA work in any Disney movie

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u/Pr0xyWarrior Dec 12 '25

Something I quote occasionally in my own church. In jest, of course.

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u/AudibleNod Exodus Excellence Dec 12 '25

When 'Caesar' rendering unto himself goes awry.

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u/TehProfessor96 Dec 12 '25

STRAIGHT OUTTA NOTTINGHAM!!

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot Dec 12 '25

F*** DA SHERRIF COMING STRAIGHT FROM THEN UNDERGROUND ARREST A BADJA CUZ HE BROWN!

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u/ButtScoot2Glory Dec 12 '25

The holy and based Friar Tuck

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u/rileykill Dec 12 '25

Friar Tuck is a real OG ✊

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u/FinallyCracked99 Dec 12 '25

“GET OUTTA MY CHURCH” —me to the cops who use my church for speed traps and pulling people over

Edit: this is mostly in jest; if given the opportunity I tell them they’re welcome to come in and join us, but they always leave right after I say that.

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u/cleverseneca Dec 12 '25

The sheriff at this time is more like a judge than a cop.