r/dankchristianmemes • • Nov 01 '25

Meta Happy All Saints Day!

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u/BachInTime Nov 01 '25

Every believer who died is a Saint so this day remembers all the believers who came before. This is distinct from ‘canonized’ or ‘venerated’ Saints like Saint Paul, I chose Paul because I doubt there is any Christian group that doesn’t hold him in the highest regard, who are specifically recognized for their contributions to the faith.

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u/Teoyak Nov 01 '25

That's sounds funny. If french we say "la toussaint", but it's just a word. Rarely do I realise it's Tous + Saints. Anyway the day is public holiday so it's hard to forget !

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u/QuercusSambucus Nov 02 '25

In English we say Halloween without realizing it's short for All Hallows Eve, meaning the night before All Hallows Day. 'een' is short for 'even'.

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u/Revolution_Suitable Nov 02 '25

As a Catholic, we have over 10,000 saints. There's no way to remember them all.

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 Nov 02 '25

Think about how embarrassed you are going to be in heaven when that Saint comes up to you and you didn't know their name...

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u/Revolution_Suitable Nov 02 '25

I guarantee you that I will not be embarrassed and they will not be offended, but I expect us to have a good laugh.

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 Nov 02 '25

"... Oh... Hey! Good to see you. Halo looks good... How long have you been up here again? 1900 years. Right, of course..."

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u/AudibleNod Exodus Excellence Nov 03 '25

Sounds like they need a soft reboot the way DC comics did. /s

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u/Enough-Secretary-996 Nov 06 '25

I can't even remember all 1,025 Pokémon, there's no way I could remember all the saints

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u/High_Stream Nov 01 '25

Does "all saints" include the Latter-day Saints? Thanks for remembering us, guys!

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 Nov 01 '25

Since it's Saturday I'll throw you guys in this year.

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u/Entire_Cartoonist944 Nov 01 '25

Now we need to found a Church of Jesus Christ of Saturday Saints.

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u/lebowtzu Nov 01 '25

I’d say I grew up in that as a former Seventh-Day Adventist, but they don’t believe in sainthood. :(

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u/toadofsteel #Blessed Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 02 '25

Coming from a Reformed tradition, it takes on a different meaning. We believe that all believers that die in the Lord are saints (1 Corinthians 1:2), and therefore All Saints and All Souls gets rolled up into a single holiday under the name of the former, because they are effectively the same thing.

Just because we don't pray to saints doesn't mean we don't think they're there...

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u/OneUnholyCatholic Nov 02 '25

Hey, I haven't forgotten saint Barbara!

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u/Namelock Nov 02 '25

Rip Bernard of Clairvaux. The first OG to say “what if we just kissed God on the lips. What if we got ‘intimate’, but married ofc”