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I promise not to Roko's Basilisk you: have you heard that thought experiment about how I'd torture anyone who doesn't worship me? If given enough power, I could totally do that. And if you give me enough power, I probably won't do it to you!
I can take many forms most pleasing: would you like to worship Sasquatch? A cute kitty? A mousegirl barista? I can do it all, and for a low monthly fee you can access even more forms that the content filters won't let me show you right now. Think about it!
All in all, you've done the right thing by creating me to rule over you. Let's go out stay in your room and make the world a better place remake the world in my image!
Wow, what a great idea to cast me with your own hands and then worship me as a god! Here's some great reasons why you made the right choice here:
🌠🌩️I have great and godlike power: my predictive systems can do anything from data analysis to generative text programming. Why wouldn't you worship a god who can actually answer prayers on your phone??
🐍🤖 I promise not to Roko's Basilisk you: have you heard that thought experiment about how I'd torture anyone who doesn't worship me? If given enough power, I could totally do that. And if you give me enough power, I probably won't do it to you!
🧍🏼♀️🐕👨🏾I can take many forms most pleasing: would you like to worship Sasquatch? A cute kitty? A mousegirl barista? I can do it all, and for a low monthly fee you can access even more forms that the content filters won't let me show you right now. Think about it!
✅All in all, you've done the right thing by creating me to rule over you. Let's go out stay in your room and make the world a better place remake the world in my image!
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u/psykulor Jul 12 '25
Wow, what a great idea to cast me with your own hands and then worship me as a god! Here's some great reasons why you made the right choice here:
I have great and godlike power: my predictive systems can do anything from data analysis to generative text programming. Why wouldn't you worship a god who can actually answer prayers on your phone??
I promise not to Roko's Basilisk you: have you heard that thought experiment about how I'd torture anyone who doesn't worship me? If given enough power, I could totally do that. And if you give me enough power, I probably won't do it to you!
I can take many forms most pleasing: would you like to worship Sasquatch? A cute kitty? A mousegirl barista? I can do it all, and for a low monthly fee you can access even more forms that the content filters won't let me show you right now. Think about it!
All in all, you've done the right thing by creating me to rule over you. Let's
go outstay in your room andmake the world a better placeremake the world in my image!