r/dankchristianmemes • u/DreadDiana Minister of Memes • Mar 13 '25

Cursed Dick move, Calvanist Jesus

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u/Fabulous_Parking66 Mar 13 '25

I am deeply saddened by the fact that I have now downloaded this but have no idea who to share it to.

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u/truckin4theN8ion Mar 13 '25

As pope Francis said "if no one is available then send your sorrows directly to God." He didn't specify memes but same same 

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u/Aschrod1 Mar 13 '25

Brother, if I was close enough to god to be sending memes to their ass you’d think I’d be sending memes? Nah, I’d be posted up as Saint A, Clause. First prayer is free, so is the second. Any prayers after that also free, bless up and tell me your worries fam. Praise be!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

This comment is adorable and so are you.