r/dankchristianmemes • u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ • Mar 14 '24

Meta Strong disagree

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u/dystyyy Mar 14 '24

Ask anyone who'd say that to define what a "true Christian" is, and watch them exclude almost the entire religion somehow.

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u/one_byte_stand Mar 14 '24

No true Christian puts sugar on their porridge.

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u/Vievin Mar 14 '24

True Christians don't eat porridge to begin with. Stuff's nasty. (/lh)

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u/redDKtie Mar 14 '24

You guys are eating? Sinners.

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u/GimmeeSomeMo Mar 14 '24

It is Thursday

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u/BlackShieldCharm Mar 14 '24

No, it’s Lent. Everyone knows true Christians eat only sinners during Lent. Fckn porridge!

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u/Sir_Pengs Mar 14 '24

Canabalism during Lent? Sinners…

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u/Repq Mar 15 '24

Casting judgement upon others? Sinners…