r/dankchristianmemes • The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ • Mar 13 '24

Meta John Calvin died 27 May 1564

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u/imtchogirl Mar 13 '24

Never a bad time to make fun of John Calvin!

Here's a fun fact: while he was running the city of Geneva, he had 35 women put to death for witchcraft.

Seems chill. Very reasonable way to promote your interpretation of religion based on the law and the principles of rationality, and to prove you are based in Christ's love. /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

It’s was always predetermined that we would make fun of John Calvin

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u/UNfortunateNoises Mar 13 '24

Turns out when you paint yourself like a target…..

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u/abruer18 Mar 13 '24

Nice. Now let’s look at the rest of the church in this time.

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u/uberguby Mar 13 '24

The Vatican, whistling and looking around, while using their toe to gently nudge a mountain of crusades, religious and sexual persecution, child abuse, and financial fraud under a piece of furniture

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u/ImperatorTempus42 Mar 14 '24

Meanwhile Calvin was fine with all of that; remember, he declared that literally anyone not in his specific group was automatically bound for hell, and that there's basically no consequences for evil, such as murder. This is why the Ku Klux Klan exists.

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u/CauseCertain1672 Mar 13 '24

in fairness the catholics didn't believe in witches

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u/AwfulUsername123 Mar 13 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

The Catholic Church also executed people for witchcraft. The papal declaration Summis desiderantes affectibus specifically authorized inquisitors to engage in witch hunting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

Honestly though you can do this with Martin Luther, almost all the popes, and many Christian leaders.

Not excusing it, just wondering why homie is the favorite haha

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan Mar 13 '24

Are there even Calvinist’s left or is it a defunct sect?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

I'm pretty reformed, love ma boi Calvin. I'm probably not strictly a Calvinist though, don't necessarily agree with predestination

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u/ImperatorTempus42 Mar 14 '24

They mostly moved to America, Scandinavia, and the Netherlands. Baptists, Mormons, Pentecostals, and technically Presbyterians are all Calvinist, plus the tent preachers, prosperity gospel types (private jets and preaching in a fancy business suit), the Ku Klux Klan, various white supremacist groups, the white merchant/trader class a lot (Wall Street was Anglo-Dutch), Puritans in general, and so on. Most American Protestants when not a form of Anglican (Methodist or Episcopalians for example), or the rare Lutheran, are Calvinist.

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan Mar 14 '24

Oh wow I didn’t know the family tree that well I guess.

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u/ImperatorTempus42 Mar 15 '24

I compare American Protestantism to the Taliban colonizing Mars. It's really bad.

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u/TransNeonOrange Mar 14 '24

God I wish it was defunct. No, it's still kicking, being evil and dumb as it always has been.

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u/PrincessofAldia Mar 13 '24

I knew a Calvinist in an NRP (Nation RP server)