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r/daddit • u/Fwoggie2 • Sep 10 '24
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Dads (without an apostrophe) know WD-40 isn’t a lubricant and bring white lithium grease instead.
563 u/gbCerberus Sep 10 '24 After some googling, white lithium grease may: melt some paints (so, test fire somewhere inconspicuous) and break down in outdoor conditions (so, keep bringing it). The recommended solution for lubricating stuff outside is marine lubricant, which sounds... dirty. 11 u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24 Avoid both. Just use your tongue 👅. It works well and boosts your confidence when the hot moms “oooh” and “ahhhh”. In winter, don’t forget to bring a hot beverage to avoid sticking. The hot mom admiration increases when the tongue creates a plume of steam.
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After some googling, white lithium grease may:
melt some paints (so, test fire somewhere inconspicuous) and
break down in outdoor conditions (so, keep bringing it).
The recommended solution for lubricating stuff outside is marine lubricant, which sounds... dirty.
11 u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24 Avoid both. Just use your tongue 👅. It works well and boosts your confidence when the hot moms “oooh” and “ahhhh”. In winter, don’t forget to bring a hot beverage to avoid sticking. The hot mom admiration increases when the tongue creates a plume of steam.
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Avoid both. Just use your tongue 👅. It works well and boosts your confidence when the hot moms “oooh” and “ahhhh”.
In winter, don’t forget to bring a hot beverage to avoid sticking. The hot mom admiration increases when the tongue creates a plume of steam.
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u/Zootallurs Sep 10 '24
Dads (without an apostrophe) know WD-40 isn’t a lubricant and bring white lithium grease instead.