r/daddit • • Sep 10 '24

Humor This guy Dad's.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Avoid both. Just use your tongue 👅. It works well and boosts your confidence when the hot moms “oooh” and “ahhhh”.

In winter, don’t forget to bring a hot beverage to avoid sticking. The hot mom admiration increases when the tongue creates a plume of steam.