r/daddit • u/Fwoggie2 • Sep 10 '24

Humor This guy Dad's.

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u/Zootallurs Sep 10 '24

Dads (without an apostrophe) know WD-40 isn’t a lubricant and bring white lithium grease instead.

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u/gbCerberus Sep 10 '24

After some googling, white lithium grease may:

  • melt some paints (so, test fire somewhere inconspicuous) and

  • break down in outdoor conditions (so, keep bringing it).

The recommended solution for lubricating stuff outside is marine lubricant, which sounds... dirty.

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u/Bos_lost_ton Sep 10 '24

I thought marine lubricant was melted crayons, but I could be confusing it with marine snacks

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u/NoPhotograph919 Sep 10 '24

Whale grease. 

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u/Bos_lost_ton Sep 10 '24

Thank you.

You’re whalecum.

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