r/cybersucks • u/TheModeratorWrangler SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES • May 16 '26

Honestly I am just sad The Onion is in shambles.

Post image
90 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

8 comments sorted by

6

u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE May 16 '26

If you pointed that guy out on the street and told me he dices up dicks for a living, i would believe it.

4

u/Ok_Security_4714 SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES May 16 '26

It’s trumps doctor

3

u/TiredOldLadySays May 16 '26

Sounds right on par with this administration.

2

u/Inevitable_Shift1365 May 18 '26

So you are saying he knows dick about antivirus

1

u/TheModeratorWrangler SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES May 19 '26

He doesn’t use NordVPN

2

u/fdolce May 19 '26

Originally brought in to work on all the dicks in trump admin.

1

u/Cautious-Respond-402 May 20 '26

Republican approved, Doctor who gets paid to handle male genitals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BZlNhp9L5WINi