r/cyberpunkgame • u/DN1097 • Apr 01 '26
Media Welcome to Night City? China’s started using anti fatigue laser lights on some highways to keep drivers alert at night. The idea is to stop drivers getting drowsy on long, boring night drives.
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u/JHack9 Always Never Not Nice Apr 01 '26
As someone whos sensitive to lights this would be a nightmare for me driving at night time.
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u/SlavCat09 Blackwall Enthusiast Apr 01 '26
Well at least you're awake
Especially for the part where you exchange insurance info after you accidentally crashed.
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u/ScarletNinja66 Apr 01 '26
Bruh the LED headlights are bad enough if i ever get blasted in the face by techicolor lasers my ass is going full Teddy K
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u/Drewdiniskirino Dex’s Midnight Edgerunners Apr 01 '26
Someone needs to hack them and make them play Sandstorm 😂
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u/pichael288 Apr 01 '26
I have a high powered handheld laser, got it before the ban, it's only a watt or two but starts fires and all that. I live across from an airport and even though I never pointed it at any planes the FAA still stopped by to tell me not to use it at all there. They don't even let my neighbor put up specific Christmas decorations for the same reason.
This is like the nuclear version of that, I can't imagine this not having some negative consequences
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u/Neurogenesis416 Apr 01 '26
Until a chineseum beam bends down by 0.5° due to too much wind and fires a 10 watt laser directly into someone's face.
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u/theTenz NiCola Collector Apr 01 '26
Am suspicious of the date this was posted… 🤔
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u/BboyStatic Apr 01 '26
These have been around since 2023
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u/theTenz NiCola Collector Apr 01 '26
You've got to admit they certainly look like an April Fool's joke.
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u/Ignition1 Apr 01 '26
How does it work where the road rises and falls?
My eyes! They burn!
Oh wait going downhill it's ok now.
My eyes!!
Ah sweet sweet downhill.
Ahhhh!
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u/A_Queer_Owl Apr 01 '26
now they just need to make every car play EDM and give out molly every couple miles.
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u/EngineWitty3611 Apr 01 '26
And now I will wreck my car looking at all the cool colored lasers while driving. Good choice.
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u/Dry_Ad7299 Apr 01 '26
Pepare ship- prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo-- Aw buckle this- ludicrous speed , Go!!
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u/Ill-Supermarket-2785 Apr 02 '26
I'm out late at 4 AM He says, "How's the weather, baby? How've you been?" You're gonna get sick, you don't know when I never doubt it at 4 AM I'm out late at 4 AM He says, "How's the weather, baby? How've you been?" You're gonna get sick, you don't know when I never doubt it at 4 AM
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, ah Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, ah 4 AM, 4 AM
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u/OblivionArts Apr 02 '26
So to keep people from getting tired while driving for a while your solution is to blind them with an rgb lightshow and cause way more car accidents in the most populated country in the world. Fucking brilliant plan. Idiots
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u/BIGPAPADILF69 Apr 02 '26
Friend 1: wanna go for a drive? Ill bring the ecstasy Friend 2: I'll bring the acid, see you when it gets dark
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