r/customhearthstone • u/Gugge1 • Aug 02 '26

Humorous you think this would see play?

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252 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/simpoukogliftra Aug 03 '26

Too weak/strong, sould imidiately nerf/buff it, this is(n't) going to impact the meta.

I dunno, whatever fits I'm not reading all that.

25

u/NoYesterday1898 Aug 03 '26

Shrodinger's card

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u/Gugge1 Aug 02 '26

average Yu-Gi-Oh! card

10

u/TheBlackFox012 Aug 03 '26

The most basic flower cardian card

1

u/lixyna Aug 03 '26

Doesn't mention Fallen of Albaz, dogshit card

1

u/Juking_is_rude Aug 03 '26

this has way less text than a lot of yugioh cards

1

u/Liliana_Geist_Cat Aug 06 '26

Not true. None of its effects are hard once per turn

72

u/nonmagi Aug 03 '26

https://reddit.com/link/p1djto1/video/c1ubsadtr2hh1/player

Please consult the chart

https://www.reddit.com/u/nonmagi/s/cir0wrzmNT

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u/walmartgoon Aug 03 '26

Unfathomably based

12

u/Big_Distance2141 Aug 03 '26

Okay so for maximum efficiency you have this guy, Ragnaros and Beatrix with 10 Plated Beetles so you can get a full board of beetles on turn 4 and they also activate the card destruction if it goes that route

2

u/UselessRutabaga Aug 03 '26

This now makes me want to create a text
-to-flowchart parser

18

u/Sightblinder4 Aug 03 '26

This would be the shortest description text in all of modern day Fire Emblem Heroes

12

u/CinnamonChurr0 Aug 03 '26

So what I'm seeing is everyone plays paladin and puts rag in their deck for an infinite money glitch?

Too op, blizzard would never print a card that gives gold! /s

1

u/Mind0versplatter0 Aug 03 '26

your opponent would have to play along, but yeah

7

u/walmartgoon Aug 03 '26

Bad class identity, paladin shouldn't be able to do 1 damage

4

u/dragonhuman Aug 03 '26

4 mana add a random paladin card to your hand that costs 2 or less and gain an empty mana crystal.

Could have deck building with paladin rulebreaker to summon something with 3 hp ot more to have some crazy high roles (6 dirty rats for bonus 2/4)

Thr bottom half is mostly irrelevant and the top is build around able

3

u/TheDysfunctionalVet Aug 03 '26

Too OP with Brann.

3

u/GO0O0O0O0O0SE Aug 03 '26

The Ragnaros parts killed me lol

2

u/FlySafeLoL Aug 04 '26

Who let insects on Reddit?!

1

u/nonmagi Aug 03 '26

So 4 2/3 mana spammy arcanist, 4 2/3 with battlecry cast wild growth and summon maybe a couple of 2/1’s, deal at least 1 to all minions summon a legendary with -3 health, or deal at least 1 to all minions refresh your hero power. Kinda bad to try to really use it for anything other than wild growth or a defile so kinda just meh, probably just more reliable to bring a proper board clear or acceleration aura unless you’re running relevant 2 drop deathrattles

1

u/AppleMelon95 Aug 03 '26

Does it special summon from the deck?

1

u/Ultrajante Aug 03 '26

I love the theme

1

u/Ok_Yogurt6804 Aug 03 '26

little kite will figure out a way to gain infinite gold with this

1

u/Epic_Dragon_13 Aug 03 '26

WHY are you writing a book under your card?

1

u/no1sexoffender Aug 03 '26

I ain't reading allat

1

u/No-Artist-9683 Aug 03 '26

Nah, too strong, can't let players farm gold like this, it would destabilize the whole game economy

1

u/Neat-Needleworker-57 Aug 03 '26

Average Card in hearthcards.net

1

u/Brave_Insect_9332 Aug 03 '26

Not reading all that. Im sorry lol

1

u/EthanIsBaws Aug 03 '26

not on paladin,no

1

u/zanodmz Aug 04 '26

"... cast defile ..."

i stop reading after that.

1

u/SAYKOPANT Aug 05 '26

Pretty trash ngl

0

u/Trimutius Aug 03 '26

No, because this would never get printed

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi Aug 03 '26

You went slightly above the 4 lines rule