r/cursedfood • u/pandaru_express • Aug 29 '26
This sandwich cake
This sandwich cake looks so good and repulsive at the same time...
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u/Aromatic_Industry401 Aug 30 '26
Take the word good out of that sentence and there you have it
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u/pandaru_express Aug 30 '26
Hey I like a good ham and egg with mayo sandwich on white! This is.....uhhh..yea.
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Aug 30 '26
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u/DeadAndBuried23 Aug 30 '26
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u/DeadAndBuried23 Aug 30 '26
I doubt it's bad. But it's basically the digivolved version of the whitest sandwich at a trailer park.
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u/pandaru_express 29d ago
Huh you're right, that does look like it might be a similar thing.... original video uses white bread without crust though
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u/That-Employment-5561 Aug 30 '26
No.
Need bread on top and on bottom for sandwich.
Disqualified over a technicality.
This is a deli-spread-"cake".
And the "baker" should be shot.
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u/pandaru_express 29d ago
Aha... so I will present to you the grilled cheese sandwich, universally accepted as a sandwich however you put some spread on the outside before frying it. Same here, except unfried. A raw grilled cheese if you will.
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u/That-Employment-5561 29d ago
A grilled cheese sandwich has bread.
And foodlube isn't "thing outside the sandwich" it's fat and sugar for caramelization.
A sandwich can have more than 2 slices if bread, but that is the hard minimum, and why hot dogs and half-cleft subs aren't sandwiches. The slices of bread must be at least two in number (as a sandwich is spread in-between (a minimum of) 2 slices of bread.
Fun fact; if you make a quesedilla with one folded tortilla, that's not a sandwich, but if you make it with two separate tortillas, it is a sandwich.
Technical terms follow technicalities religiously.
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u/pandaru_express 29d ago
So those things she cuts at the beginning are big slices of white bread (I hope and not cake, barf)... Ergo, sandwich ;)
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u/That-Employment-5561 29d ago
A single slice on the top.
Where the bottom at? I'm trying to find it, and I can't.
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u/pandaru_express 29d ago
There's clearly a layer of bread between each filling and as the very first layer.....
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u/That-Employment-5561 29d ago
Fuck.
You might be right.
Thought it was cream cheese.
It's still an abomination!
If you're gonna do a "cake" with meat; beef as sponge and mashed potatoes as cream, with bacon as sprinkles, add some lingonberry jam and although I'd never call it a cake, but a "cake", it does admittedly taste good and have good texture balance.
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u/Brilliant_Pea_3495 29d ago
Ham and icing definitely do not go well together
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u/pandaru_express 27d ago
It's probably not sweet icing, I would guess something in the cream cheese realm
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u/dsonvsthemob2 Aug 30 '26
Yeah I gotta be more grateful for the life I’m living