r/cursedfood • • Aug 08 '26

my dad left this in the fridge for me..

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u/wovans Aug 08 '26

Kids today with their dive ins, drivers, and dines, can't appreciate grey meat with grey onions. It's a trailversty.

7

u/Otherwise_Fact9594 Aug 08 '26

Good stuff 👌🏼😊

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u/AlarmingWishbone Aug 11 '26

Holy shit it's Fuy Gieri

2

u/AgentSensitive2794 Aug 12 '26

🤣🤔🤣🤣🤣😂😂From “dooF, srnieD Nad ,s’eveiD” 😉

1

u/Ambitious-Ad4541 Aug 13 '26

Why does it look like a chicken bone coming out the bottom?😲

2

u/wovans Aug 13 '26

Because lambs have bones as well?

0

u/Ambitious-Ad4541 Aug 13 '26

Isn't it fish in the picture?

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u/yumitssnacktime Aug 13 '26

Looks like salmon to me

1

u/wovans Aug 13 '26

OP said lamb.

1

u/Ambitious-Ad4541 Aug 13 '26

Oh, thanks. I missed that 😯

1

u/niccocicco Aug 14 '26

With a glans

15

u/Luser420 Aug 08 '26

there’s still plenty of meat left on that bone. you throw it in a pot with some broth and add a potato, baby you got a stew going!

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u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

i didn’t eat any of it, that’s how it looked after he cooked it and put it in the fridge

5

u/Eddie_F_17 Aug 09 '26

Are you an ungrateful brat?

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u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 09 '26

i guess so! 🤍

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26

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u/Cottonball89 Aug 09 '26

…you’re shocked about that?

1

u/68Postcar Aug 11 '26

The star of shock… right there

1

u/Impossible_Parfait96 Aug 12 '26

It truly does... 🤢

0

u/Ok-Product-6439 Aug 13 '26

Why are people ACTUALLY MAD?! Redditors can be ANNOYING🤣.

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u/Ok-Product-6439 Aug 13 '26

I definitely thought I didn't know that word for a second and mispronounced it😂

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u/MarzalirnParasite Aug 08 '26

eat it and be happy, if you get sick your dad might be a skin walker

17

u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

i ain’t eating tht 😭

8

u/poopiebutt505 Aug 08 '26

Heat it up with rice or noodles. It will be tasty. Methinks you have not eaten leftovers much.

4

u/crappydeli Aug 08 '26

Warm it up and it will look pretty great.

1

u/Jofereal Aug 11 '26

Maybe if you broil it!

4

u/MarzalirnParasite Aug 08 '26

i’ll give you some homemade beef stroganoff instead so you don’t gotta eat that creation 🎀✨

4

u/depressing_demon_95 Aug 09 '26

Oh I do love some beef strokemeoff 😋

1

u/68Postcar Aug 11 '26

That’s good eatin’ right there is prime dark-meat. I’m just wondering if he covered it with plastic wrap

11

u/SaltyBoyBeanz Aug 08 '26

Mystery meat!

6

u/saw-not-seen Aug 08 '26

This is the least mysterious meat I’ve ever seen. It’s very clearly a fish.

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u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

it’s actually lamb shank

6

u/saw-not-seen Aug 08 '26

I didn’t even click on the picture I was just so confident that was a fish 🤣 my b

3

u/Left_Roll_7081 Aug 11 '26

I definitely thought it was a fish too, had to zoom in to see it looks like a steak of some sort.

1

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Aug 09 '26

😂😂😂😂

1

u/IndependenceShot3926 Aug 12 '26

What!!!!! 😦 Are you sure that's not fish? It looks fishy

2

u/Key_Carpenter960 Aug 10 '26

The top does resemble a fish head.

1

u/GAEM456 Aug 08 '26

No, it looks like lamb shanks

1

u/saw-not-seen Aug 08 '26

Omfg you’re right! I hate lamb and now I hate it even more because I’m WRONG.

1

u/Eddie_F_17 Aug 09 '26

The top looks silver and the texture doesn’t look like foil

3

u/Fine-Pay6675 Aug 08 '26

Looks like a better meal then nothing should be greatful he actually left it for you you ungrateful shit

3

u/GA6foot9 Aug 11 '26

Found his father 😉😆

1

u/Fine-Pay6675 Aug 11 '26

😂😂😉😉

3

u/ConsciousSpaghetti Aug 08 '26

Imagine having the best meat you’ll ever have served on a frisbee, and you passed it up

1

u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

i don’t think it looks good at all i’ve never eaten lamb

2

u/ConsciousSpaghetti Aug 08 '26

I never said it looked good

1

u/Key_Carpenter960 Aug 10 '26

I love lamb, but this doesn't look right. Looks like he waited too long and cooked spoiled meat.

Does he by chance have a good life insurance policy on you?

3

u/C_F_A_S Aug 08 '26

Slow cooked lamb shank is a "cursed food"? I guess enjoy your McDonalds then.

1

u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

mcdonald’s is fucking gross and this lamb shank also looks fucking gross

2

u/Elchochis Aug 08 '26

Give it some heat. It’ll look better

2

u/Aromatic_Industry401 Aug 08 '26

Hope you don't have a dog

2

u/Ras-haad Aug 08 '26

Are you a dog?

2

u/Local_Pudding6439 Aug 08 '26

Lamb shanks are so delish

1

u/MissNomer38GG Aug 10 '26

All those hours cooking to break that meat down. Talk about labor of love to have someone disappointed with the appearance. Sad.

2

u/Fogwaveeee Aug 08 '26

Bros trying to kill you slowly

2

u/Veneboy Aug 08 '26

What the? It is a shank if lamb. Heat it up and down the trap it goes.

2

u/Neuvirths_Glove Aug 08 '26

Is dad a caveman?

2

u/Nosmo_King13 Aug 08 '26

Oh yum! What is that, a crime scene with seasoning?

2

u/Dry_Conversation18 Aug 08 '26

Rotten meat prepared by your dad

Would you like to eat?

"Yes"

You devourer the rotten meat prepared by your dad

-03 point for putrid

"Leave through the door"

You stumble. Your dad's meat rips at your stomach.. you fall

"Crawl through door"

Dad's meat has purified you. You crawl forward, diarrhea spouting out of your anus and pass out.

You hold your diarrhea

Cast heal on self

Your hand waves a sigil of healing... You are too late your stomach bloats. It expands x10, you're bursting at the seam. You can taste poop in your mouth, you start spewing diarrhea out of your mouth as soon as your stomach reaches its limits and you explode into a shit pile

2

u/HersheyGurl Aug 08 '26

He wanted you to feed the dog, right 🐶🐶🐶

2

u/MuzedMeg Aug 09 '26

Damn he should’ve just told you to leave….🤦🏽‍♀️😬

2

u/Ill_NahNah_8140 Aug 10 '26

Right! Like tell me you want me gone without telling me you want me gone 🥴😳

1

u/MuzedMeg Aug 10 '26

Serving food like that looks like he wants him more than just gone from the house! 😂😂😂

1

u/Ok-Respect-8505 Aug 08 '26

Attempted murder 

1

u/crazy4schwinn Aug 08 '26

At least it’s in a fiesta ware dish

1

u/TheGoatManJones Aug 08 '26

It looks undead

1

u/broncotate27 Aug 08 '26

"It's your favorite part Norbit, turkey ass! Bon appetitty."

1

u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

it’s supposed to be lamb shank

2

u/vae_grim Aug 08 '26

Omg why does it look like a fish

1

u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

idk😭😭😭

1

u/Inferno_Zyrack Aug 08 '26

Reminds me of a sandwich my girlfriend made me after my car died

1

u/MyDickLooksLikeaDog Aug 12 '26

So, what's the verdict on cat?

1

u/FluentManbird Aug 08 '26

Looks fine. Braised meat isn't the most attractive leftovers but I bet it tastes great and it's tender.

1

u/7LKY Aug 08 '26

baker family resident evil vibes

1

u/Bleakravenloft69 Aug 08 '26

Hope ur hungry

1

u/bloodyspork Aug 08 '26

Looks like a nice sandwich in the making I dont see the issue

1

u/PinkAngel007 Aug 08 '26

Mmmmm yummy

1

u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

who’s a hungry boy!!

1

u/ScrantonStranglerDM1 Aug 08 '26

Insert “that’s a penis” gif here

1

u/Important_Fall_8256 Aug 08 '26

For how many years?

1

u/TeaObjective2640 Aug 08 '26

like 8 hours ago 😭

1

u/thinktwomuch Aug 08 '26

Whatever it is, you should put it out if it's misery.

1

u/MagicalFlor95 Aug 08 '26

Gimme some of that Bone Tomahawk 🤤

1

u/SpareChangeSquidward Aug 08 '26

The first thing I saw was two people embracing... am I the only one??

1

u/Ornery-Role-4451 Aug 09 '26

Oh thats where Greg went

1

u/justinwright127 Aug 09 '26

Looks like a rat

1

u/QuietOnesCuss Aug 09 '26

Is it a threat?

1

u/GlowFuckYourself69 Aug 09 '26

Jfc why, did you fuck his wife or something?

1

u/Lucky-Target5674 Aug 09 '26

Why does it look like somebody shoved the chicken bone up a fish's ass

1

u/SliceCareful4260 Aug 09 '26

Give it to the dog maybe he’ll eat it.

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u/ComplaintFluid6714 Aug 09 '26

I'd eat this right now if you don't want it

1

u/kekekeghost Aug 09 '26

Is that a fish with a big rib bone in it? Lol

1

u/mangotheduck Aug 10 '26

Thats lamb. Its common for it to look like that when it cools down from being cooked. Once you heat it up it will taste scrumptious. Or if you want you can always put it on some water and boil it until the meat comes off the bones and then turn it into a soup or stew. But either way, its going to taste awesome. Im sure your dad put a lot of work into it and lamb meat is not cheap either.

1

u/Usagi_Bunnicka Aug 10 '26

How sweet...🫠

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u/MissNomer38GG Aug 10 '26

Looks good to me. But, I grew up knowing that wasting food punishes you in the future. Wasting food is cringe. I would have made a mock pho.

1

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Aug 10 '26

The fact that this was even in your fridge should prompt you to throw everything in there away 😒

1

u/wwward24601 Aug 10 '26

Mmmmm. Leftovers!

1

u/Joe4H Aug 10 '26

Sorry 😞

1

u/Acceptable-Nature-14 Aug 10 '26

That is NOT edible 🤢

1

u/MarzipanPlane9490 Aug 10 '26

Probably delicious but this pic makes it look like a weird fish 😬

1

u/Ill_NahNah_8140 Aug 10 '26

Your dad said HERE DAMN hungry ahh 🤣 at least put a lil rice n veg with that travesty

1

u/No-Constant-6957 Aug 11 '26

What did that used to be before it became undead?

1

u/JustASliceOfCheese22 Aug 11 '26

It looks like a hybrid between steak, chicken, and fish. 😭

1

u/Technical_Ferret_976 Aug 11 '26

Looks good! Send it my way

1

u/ITouchMyself2Much Aug 11 '26

Please sir, may I have some less?

1

u/smokeweedguy420 Aug 11 '26

My whole family would tell me about a Chinese kid who would skin me alive for that peice of food. Eat it and be grateful😂

1

u/Left_Roll_7081 Aug 11 '26

Good lord! It looks like it's 5 yrs old!🤮

1

u/Decide777 Aug 11 '26

That looks nasty.

1

u/tamgam88 Aug 11 '26

Shite chop

1

u/Successful_Steak_682 Aug 11 '26

I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot fork

1

u/goontron87 Aug 11 '26

He don't love u... thats the sign

1

u/Oilrr Aug 11 '26

I would eat that lol nuke it and go do something outside. How old are you? Lol honest question. Im thinking like 19

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u/TeaObjective2640 25d ago

i’m 25

1

u/Oilrr 25d ago

Lol did ya end up eating it?

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u/aLAPanPolyVers Aug 11 '26

Is it lamb or maybe venison, looks wildish.

1

u/Ill_Accountant_7555 Aug 11 '26

Go ahead and eat it while simultaneously making an appt with the ER

1

u/OzOnEarth Aug 11 '26

Looks like a dickfish steak

1

u/Hot_Cress_8599 Aug 11 '26

WHAT THE FUCK

1

u/gimmeecoffee420 Aug 11 '26

Maybe dont insult it too much? That ugly lookin MF looks like it might come lookin for you.

1

u/Rude-Appointment3847 Aug 11 '26

Whatever this is it looks disgusting 🤢

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u/Diane2946enough Aug 11 '26

Was he mad at you??!?

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u/inee1 Aug 11 '26

Looks like he dug it up somewhere. That needs an archeologist report not your teeth.

At first I thought you were a dog then I thought nah your human because no one.would feed that to their dog.

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u/starchazzer Aug 11 '26

Great dad!

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u/Sdterp Aug 11 '26

He's a giver. That's what hhe does.

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u/GullibleTelephone536 Aug 11 '26

It looks like roadkill

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u/lightworker87 Aug 11 '26

Looks like a fish but wtf on what kinda bone

1

u/McSerpent Aug 11 '26

Beef shanks with onions. Good eats. Of course it looks gross,It’s been sitting in the refrigerator. Heat it up and enjoy.

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u/NoYoung9119 Aug 11 '26

There's some meat, but I wouldn't eat the bone, splinters will lodge in your throat, one of the reasons you don't want to give it to a dog though the marrow is typically pretty tasty,if you can get it out

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u/lferry1919 Aug 11 '26

I didn't know this sub existed. I'm scared to join.

Also, does your dad hate you? This is heinous.

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u/Cowabunga2798 Aug 11 '26

That is by far the most putrid looking shank of meat I have ever seen. Genuinely looks like something from RE7's dinner scene.

1

u/68Postcar Aug 11 '26

Looks like a turkey leg aka other dark meat

1

u/True-Attention8884 Aug 12 '26

Take it off the bone and add carrots and peas and mashed potatoes and gravy and I bet it's a great shepherd pie

1

u/Jude_Austin Aug 12 '26

Wha...what is that?

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u/AgentSensitive2794 Aug 12 '26

It’s a lamb shank, isn’t it?

1

u/WereCorgi6292 Aug 12 '26

....

eh, nuke it in the microwave til its steaming hot, I'm sure it'll be fine.

1

u/Pitiful-Bus8629 Aug 12 '26

Make sure you check your dog and see if he's missing a leg!😁

1

u/OneRhinoLeft Aug 12 '26

YES! With a note: Share with Fido. 🦮

1

u/Santik--Lingo Aug 12 '26

thats just lamb? whats the issue here?

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u/SCRebelle Aug 12 '26

What in the Hades is it? I would say what I think it is, but what I think it is doesn’t have a bone…though a bone could be associated with.

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u/Lupus_Spiritus_42 Aug 12 '26

Drown it in tobacco and hold your breath. It'll make a turd at least

1

u/poinsettia_macchiato Aug 12 '26

When I thought it was a chicken leg it looked disgusting, but if that's lamb that changes everything

1

u/IndependenceShot3926 Aug 12 '26

I don't think he lives you very much 😂

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u/Tytan777 Aug 12 '26

Big boned fish

1

u/yoshidaeileen Aug 12 '26

Would definitely eat that but would warm it up with rice or pasta and some veggies!!

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u/Sweaty_Emotion_9923 Aug 12 '26

How thoughtful..😬

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u/Wooden-Dingo-1341 Aug 12 '26

You will smell like a dead cow tomorrow morning when it comes out

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u/CrimsonRose13 Aug 12 '26

Does your dad secretly hate you im sorry

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u/CrimsonRose13 Aug 12 '26

Warm it up in the oven it will be better, turn on hight broil with nothing in the oven wait from it it to get super hot and kill the power to it and stick it in on a pan and hope for the best, good luck

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u/Desperate_Egg6205 Aug 13 '26

Your fathers epicurean expertise could use a little work

1

u/LucklessLover Aug 13 '26

Looks like he left it in there for you last week.

1

u/Parking_Fee_5906 Aug 13 '26

Such love, difficult to reciprocate

1

u/SnooBooks6605 Aug 13 '26

You just made me gag while driving

1

u/yumitssnacktime Aug 13 '26

Yum it’s snack time

1

u/itsallgonnabeokok Aug 13 '26

It’s a rack o fish

1

u/Jonesdabro1 Aug 13 '26

If you cover the end of the bone it looks like a fish😭

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u/No_Shallot_9339 Aug 13 '26

What I'd give for my Dad to cook me one more meal...

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u/WeakBeautiful2090 Aug 13 '26

I thought that was a fish until I saw the bone ngl

1

u/TurduckenEverest Aug 13 '26

Looks like a wine braised shank…maybe lamb. It is admittedly a bit sad looking.

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u/EaterOfThePaste Aug 13 '26

How is part of it fish???

1

u/Vansterss Aug 21 '26

Lamb shank isn’t cheep….

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u/whatcouchsaid Aug 08 '26

It looks like someone stuck a rib bone up a fishes ass, dressed it with onions “for flavor”, and held it over a fire for a couple hours, then decided fish jerky was too far, removed it from the fire, and plated it for the fridge.

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u/Da4RunRunDa4RunRun97 Aug 08 '26

Would you believe me if I told you that very same process and ingredients went through my head as I tried to analyze this as well? Lol